Thursday, October 27, 2011

Note to all:

The Komptermans are getting married this weekend...Just sayin'.

Table 10 lives again.

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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Note to all: I'm going to have a minion. A geeky, mathy minion. And he's a Penfield High class of '99 minion.

Beep they don't realize what they've done Beep

Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Note to Miami Dolphins:

Please sign Tredwards. That would be hilarious.

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Friday, May 13, 2011

Note to all:

Is it OK if I am vaguely intrigued by Timber Joey?

Beep Too hokey for soccer, or bad-ass? Beep.

Saturday, February 05, 2011

Note to All:

"[Sky] is an author of Baseball Prospectus."

Beep Man, people don't tell me anything Beep.

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Note to Hardcore Grillin' Lovers:

My neighbors are putting in a bid for membership in the club.

Beep beep!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Note to Doug:

I'm glad you asked. In convenient bullet point format:

-Only during offseason (~Jun-Aug) and January: “transfer windows”

-Sometimes loans within a country to a lower league are allowed outside windows

-New team is buying out remainder of player’s contract with current team. Then player and new team must agree to new contract

-This is always with player consent, so they can’t just ship your ass off to the Mariners like in MLB

-Sometimes contracts will have a fixed buyout price; otherwise it is whatever the teams agree to.

-In a cup competition (Champions League, etc.) player can only play for one team, even if he later transfers.

-Six months before a contract ends, a player can negotiate with other teams for a new contract after current contract ends.

-Once a contract is up, a player can sign with any team they want without owing the previous team anything

-MLS has a vastly different system since they claim all teams are a single entity for business purposes.

Beep Way too long for a beep beep. Beep.
Note to Brian:

For the life of me, I still can't figure out transfers, the Transfer Period, and player movement in general in European football. Any chance you can give me a primer?

Beep And I thought the Japanese baseball Posting System was weird Beep

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Note to food and competition enthusiasts:

Guess what I did today?

Won a chili cookoff.

Beep and WITHOUT the benefit of "the viper." Dr. Awesome, please don't kill us all at Millerstock this year. Beep