Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Note to Dr. Nick:

Man, I bet those things spend their entire adolescence just waiting for their horns to grow long enough to be butt scratchers. It's probably an ibex mark of pride - whoa, ibex dude, did you see the horns on that one? Yo bro, look what I can do to myself with NO HOOVES! Beat that!

Those ibexes are such cud-chewing douchebags.

Beep beep!