Monday, December 27, 2010

Question to all--

Does anyone else ever leave the bathroom thinking to themselves "I don't for the life of me actually remember eating corn..."??

Beep Does this mean I'm sleep-eating again? beep!

Monday, December 13, 2010

Note to All:

Matty Y is about to be a Boston-area internet All-Star:

B33p B33p

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Note to Sky and Brian:

Boof Bonsor signed a minor league deal with the Mets. Anyone up for a trip to Spring Training?

Beep Florida in March sounds pretty legit to me Beep

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Note to all:

Where can I pick up a throwback Wildcat #13 football jersey?

Beep Beep.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Note to Conan:

I now hate you. Please go away and let me watch baseball in peace.

Beep Beep.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Note to canine-lovers

I can't decide if this is cooler than the single-take treadmill video... Poll?

Beep I think it's time for me to do more on this blog than just post YouTube videos but, sadly, I'm not very creative... beep!

Friday, September 17, 2010

Note to all:

I finally found a bourbon beverage I enjoy. Does it count?

Ginger ale
Balsamic vinegar glaze

Beep bufala negra Beep

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Note to all YouTubers:

I think every clip in this compilation video can be categorized as either (A) Bad drivers, or (B) Stupid and/or drunk people.

Beep Hint: All of the ones with trains involve stupid and/or drunk people beep!

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Note to Brian, and other bourbonistas:

I feel as though they are missing out on a rather large and relatively untapped market. Boozy coffee houses? Brilliant!

Beep false advertising? beep.

Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Note to all:

I just walked by a place called "Bourbon Coffee," opening up in Porter square.

Beep Sadly, I looked it up and they don't actually serve bourbon. Beep.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Note to Brian:

Do you think you could get this version on Matt's iTunes along with the 20 others?

Beep Kazookeylele? Brilliant! Beep

Thursday, August 05, 2010

Note to youse guys:

I believe he can fly.

Beep holy shit! beep!

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Note to Brian:

Your last post, specifically the pithy ending, almost made me spit out my coffee. Well played.

Beep I don't really think he's sleeping on our couch this weekend either Beep

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Note to Frank:

Nah, I think I'll skip it. I hear the third guy probably won't show up anyway.

Beep just like he's MIA for this blog Beep
Note to Frank:

I doubt that session will happen as planned. We are talking about someone who can't find the Boat Basin despite getting directions twice.

Beep Or the Rochester train station. Beep.
Note to New Yorkers:

Any of you going to check this out?

FanGraphs Live

The 10:40am – 11:15am session seems particularly interesting.

Beep Minor Celebrity Beep

Monday, August 02, 2010

Note to Millerstock aficionados:

I think we need to break this out for the 10th anniversary:

Beep so much bacon! so many opportunities for knife injuries! Beep

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Note to Dr. Nick:

Man, I bet those things spend their entire adolescence just waiting for their horns to grow long enough to be butt scratchers. It's probably an ibex mark of pride - whoa, ibex dude, did you see the horns on that one? Yo bro, look what I can do to myself with NO HOOVES! Beat that!

Those ibexes are such cud-chewing douchebags.

Beep beep!

Friday, July 09, 2010

Note to Pam:

Was that a "Dr Who" reference? Also, I bet that this self-proclaimed Dr. Awesome doesn't have red sneakers with his name on them. And would this Dr. Awesome spread such wisdom as this?

Beep Just sayin... beep!

Thursday, July 08, 2010

Note to Pam:

Maybe there is only one, and he is following you!

Beep Beep.
Note to the good doctor:

One of the wireless networks visible to my computer in the new apartment is called "dr awesome."

Beep you're not alone Beep

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Note to Patriots fan:

Your new wide receiver

Beep He's no Ted Ginn! beep!
Note to all Helltrackers,

Apparently this is what Cru Jones has been up to these days...

Go to about the 3 minute mark of this clip...

Beep Clearly they couldn't get the licensing rights to "Send Me An Angel" beep!

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Note to Frank:

Are you heading to cheezburger bobblehead night?

Beep Or m-stock? Beep.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Note to geeks:

I believe bacon has officially jumped the shark:

Beep also, it just looks....gross Beep
Ladies and Gents:

I was just made aware of a terrible omission from the Sun-Sentinel's list of awesome 80's football music videos: The Bears' Grabowski Shuffle.

Beep you're welcome Beep

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Note to all:

Why was I not informed of the existence of chicken fried bacon before today?

Beep I know what I'm making if it ever stops raining. Beep.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Note to lovers of freedom:

There are dudes on my corner playing cornhole, on St. Patty's Day, with red and white-barred and blue and white-starred boards.

Beep God love America beep!

Monday, March 15, 2010

Note to all:

I just ordered the stick.

Beep Yes, I probably would be better off limiting whiskey consumption prerace, but would Coach S approve? Beep.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Note to fellow Millerstockians,

What did we ever do to you??

Beep Don't forget, the medic might shoot you first with a Super Soaker filled with beer! beep!

Friday, February 26, 2010

Note to Rad Racing fans:

You are not alone:

Beep I will be channeling Cru's raw talent and determination for the upcoming 5K Beep

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Note to Basketball Fans and Bostonian Travelers:

The Big East Tournament begins Tuesday, March 9th @ noon, with games continuing through Saturday March 13th @ 8pm. Let me know if you (cough, Brian, cough) are still thinking about rolling in.

Beep somehow my jury duty starts March 9th too... not legit Beep

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Note to Beep Beepers,

SACK UP!! The year 2010 is almost 1/12th over and GMG is the only one so far to post to the blog.

Beep Phew! Barely squeezed that in before February! beep!

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Note to JGJ:

I expect domination next Saturday.

Beep Rollin Rollin Rollin. Beep.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Note to all:

I have obtained Raditivity on my Droid.

Beep It's never been done before. Beep.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Note to Mr. Wilson:

Please sell the team.

Beep Toronto is way radder anyway ;) Beep.