Friday, October 16, 2009

Note to all:

Yeah, yeah, I know this is in bad taste and all, but so is Kayne in general. Also, I almost fell out of my chair at work.

Beep what a waste of a news cycle Beep

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Note to Harvard academic in tie, waistcoat, and tweed jacket, carrying a copy of Moby Dick under your arm:

When you are stumbling drunk on a Wed. night, please stay away from the edge of the T platform.

Beep moron Beep
Note to New Englanders:

Pam is working to get me to come into the Boston/Somerville area next weekend, arriving early enough on Friday the 23rd to make her 10pm singing gig. Does this sound like a good idea?

B33P and more importantly will the GMG be back from doing Science in the Swiss Alps by then?  B33P
Note to Pam:

On purpose?

Beep slow down! crazy kids! beep!
Note to Rochesterians:

Wegman's was mentioned in one of my daily state-of-the-marketing-industry emails. About social media, oddly enough, although the Wegman's stuff really had nothing to do with anything. Probably the author was a Western New Yorker....

Beep Beep

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Note to all, but especially Brian:

I ran over 2 miles today. No, really.

Beep What??? Beep
Note to Brian:

I totally read that as "supervillains," which seems appropriate.

Beep and no, that won't be happening Beep

Monday, October 12, 2009

Note to Pam:

Counting the somervillains listed to the right, it seems like the perfect number for a fantastic four.

Beep I call the guy on fire. Beep.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Note to runners:

Found you all a 5K to run: they encourage runners to dress like superheroes.

Beep registration discounts for groups of 4! Beep
Note to all:

More embarrassing: Tripling your walk rate in one year or losing to the Browns?

Beep At least the USA won Beep.