Friday, September 18, 2009

Note to New Yorkers,

If there's one thing I miss about NYC, it's the local news.

Beep I think I found my new catch phrase! beep!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Note to former college students,

Drink, drink, and be merry! While I completely support this, the easily-annoyed part of me can't stand the idea of having to share a bar with 18 year olds.

Beep Unless, of course, they're smoking hot beep!
Note to Doug:

Really? You're picking on our Football team? That's the sports equivalent of making fun of Helen Keller for singing off key.

Beep No one is anticipating a Dartmouth victory Beep
Note to Known Big Green Supporters:

This coming Saturday, you can all suck it! Go Raiders!

Beep 9 of the last 10, suckers! Beep