Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Note to Liz:

According to you, noonish would be "too early for Journey," wouldn't it?

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Note to Brian:

A crew of the Harmonix guys are in my theater singing Journey RIGHT NOW. FYI.

Beep Don't Stop! Believing! Beep!

Monday, May 18, 2009

Note to Pam:

I believe the game in question is the totally buzzkill game 7, which makes the whole thing a bit too Clockwork Orange if you ask me.

Beep Perhaps Sky has been replaced by a ghcat bot? Beep.
Note to Sky:

I don't see how you can still be watching your first hockey game of the year, unless it is on repeat and you have been duct-taped to your chair (with, however, access to your computer - so why would you not send a distress signal?).

Please change your gchat status.

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Note to WD:

I was returning your call. You know exactly what the message was about. Stop trying to deceive the fine people of the internet, and Sky.

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