Friday, May 15, 2009

Note to Brian:

While the throaty voice and sarcastic under-your-breath comments certainly make you seem dark and mysterious in person, it also makes it nearly impossible to understand your voicemails. Which is another way of saying I haven't called you back because I have no earthly idea what it is we need to discuss.

Beep Seriously man, enunciate on the phone B33p

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Note to Sky:

I never received the minutes from the 2k9 planning / baseball watching council. Could you have your assistant resend them?

Beep Beep.