Saturday, April 11, 2009

Note to Janel:

You're right, I guess they've got to do *something* during the 51 weeks they're not in P-town.

Beep beep!
Note to Liz:

This is NH, bears are productive members of the community. Some of them may be members of the police force. Maybe the bear had legitimate business in the neighborhood. We don't judge.

Beep live free or get eaten by a bear MF-ers! beep.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Note to Dr. Nick:

What were you doing reading the blotter from a few years ago anyway? Trying to see if something you had done showed up in the paper?

Beep Beep.

Monday, April 06, 2009

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Note to all New Hampshire canine Ozzy fans,

Bark at the moon!... and then bring home some random chihuahua...

Beep Love the police blotter! beep!