Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Note to Bostonians:

Some how next week is Ash Wednesday*, which means Mardi Gras is like, on Tuesday. I'm not sure what your current plans are, but they should probably include this party. The fete will have plenty of Yankee-hatred to spread around, and it's friggin hosted by Mr. Belding. No joke.

Beep *yeah, I know it has to do with the moon and some stolen pagan rituals, but it still manages to sneak up on me every year Beep
Note to Brian:

mmmmm, calculus.

Beep Beep

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Note to all:

In my never ending quest for more awesomeness, I just made a batch of pre mac n cheese balls with integral bacon.

Beep Beep.
Note to Brian:

No, it was the Third Annual "That's What She Said" Day. I figured you especially would want to put your two cents in.

Beep That's what she said? Beep
Note to Pam:

I don't believe in Facebook, so you'll have to be a bit more specific. Was it a thoroughbred auction?

Beep Beep.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Note to all, but primarily Matt and Brian:

Damn, it we missed this??

Beep How could I not figure out how to make this into a joke? Weak. Beep
Note to all:

Cherry Creek* as the new Camp David. Think about it.

Beep Unless someone comes up with a snappy name for the compound itself. Beep.