Friday, January 30, 2009

Note to all,

Does the mascot get fined for bumping an official?

Beep It would be better if the mascot was inflatable! beep!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Note to all:

The guy behind me at Shaws had:

4 x 16 eggs
2 x 5 lbs kosher salt
2 x big things of ground beef

Beep Can even Mr FC-supposedly-makes-a-tasty-fish-sandwich-but-is-always-"off"-when-I'm-in-town make something awesome out of that? Beep.
Note to Pammy and the people of Austin, Texas:

If you call that your "top story" in the evening newscast, zombies probably wouldn't want to eat your boring brains anyway. Nothing to worry about.

Beep not everything is bigger in Texas beep.
Note to those with tasty delicious brains:

Run for your lives!

Beep Lighten up, Texas Beep

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Note to Brian,

Get on this in time for the Super Bowl.

Beep Bacon goes with everything. Maybe add some avocado too? beep!