Thursday, December 11, 2008

Note to Sky:

Hottest Wegman's Food Bar Chef EVER.

Beep come for the food, stay for the scenery? beep
Note to everyone but Doug, Cory, Janel, Bonnie, and Nancy:

Why haven't you eaten at the Food Bar in the last two weeks?

Beep Did I look hot in the chef's getup? Beep

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Note to Pam:

Those aren't scientists.

Beep Drinking is obviously good for you. Ask the nearest doctor. Beep.
Note to Brian,

As a scientist, how do you feel about the Center for Science in the Public Interest's pro-stupidity, anti-fun stand here?

Beep here's the Boston one Beep