Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Note to the sufferers:


Beep beep :(
Note to Kate:


Beep beep!
Note to Mr. Jauron:

Surely, even though you went to Yale and are obviously way smarter than me, and are totally qualified to be an NFL head coach, even considering your one winning season out of nine, there must be someone on your roster who would throw the ball to your best player more than once, that being on the first play, and who might actually throw the ball past the line of scrimmage on third and ninteen in the fourth quarter.

Beep Anyone? Beep.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Note to WNYers:

The man is looking out for your right to drink cheap beer.

Beep The remaining 50% is probably drunk here at the Harp over 16 Sundays. Beep.