Friday, February 29, 2008

Note to other paddle-playing Wegmans employees:

Conversation from earlier tonight:

Sky: I'm doing great, Danny, thanks. I wanted to thank you for helping out with the platform tennis nationals in a couple weeks. I heard you donated some money and a lot of food.

Danny: Yes, we did. Do you play?

Sky: Of course. It's a great sport. You might not remember him, but my dad is Craig Kalkman...

Danny: Oh, Craig! You're his son? We used to play a lot of tennis together a long time ago.

Sky: That's what I'd heard. Anyway, thanks again. You should stop by to watch the tournament.

Danny: I plan on it.

Beep Yes, Danny Wegman Beep

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Note to resident cat owners:

Quick, someone get on this.

Beep beep!
Note to Sky:

Where the hell is our Sabremetric* analysis of the Campbell trade?

Beep *sorry Beep.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Note to American Idol Fans:

I expect that you all voted for the kid who sang "Killer Queen".

Beep too bad he kind of butchered it on the falsettos beep

Monday, February 25, 2008

Note to all lovers of freedom:

God bless George Washington and xkcd.

Beep Beep

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Note to FC:

Matt and I in a fantasy baseball league? Clearly, this is merely a clever scheme to catapult yourself up in the rankings a few spots... As I'm sure you're aware, the good doctor and I know (and care) next to nothing about America's Pastime. Personally, I'm pretty clear on the "three strikes and you're out" rule, but that's about it.

Shame on you.

Beep Beep