Saturday, February 09, 2008

Note to Heroes:

Sorry we had to wreck the amazing 7 jammy jam attendees. We didn't want to die in a firey wreck trying to drive to Boston in a snowstorm.

Beep I expect pictures! beep.
Note to all heroes:

Is it really true that 7 out this blog's 11 members (if we're still considerin Kate even a member) will be at Brian's pajammy jam jam thing tonight?

Bepp My plan to lure everyone to Boston is working... next, I take over the world! beep!

Friday, February 08, 2008

Note to Pammy et al:

Did anyone else notice that in Germany beard-growing is apparently the national pastime? That's a lot of German facial hair.

Beep The USA has some work to do beep
Note to Pammy:

I find it hilarious that these people who eat the diets full of refined sugars and fried, fatty foods, top it all off with a diet soda...why bother?

Beep did you know that the calories don't count if you eat them standing up? beep
Note to males (except Brian):

This is too insanely awesome for words.

Boys, start your hair-growing engines!

Beep Freestyle! I love it! Beep
Note to Dr. Nick:

Uh-oh!

Beep Beep

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Note to Hockey and/or Statistics Fans:

Check out this site for a sabrmetric-style approach to hockey stats. It's pretty neat, though some actual work needs to be put in turn turn them into comparative rankings. Like the post I read yesterday about Campbell being less valuable than Talinder. Which caused me to then yell at Campbell everytime he made an error in the defensive end.

Beep No, I was not actually at the game -- I was yelling at home, okay? Beep

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Note to Giants fans:

Can one of you buy this?
I want to know if you can actually taste Bill Simmons's sweet, sweet tears on it.

Beep Congrats to Big Blue Beep

Monday, February 04, 2008

Note to Sky:

I draw the line at wacky ass pong. No jello shots.

Beep I suggest investing in bourbon. Beep.
Note to eduacation job seekers (well, really just Sky):

Wouldn't you like to work at the #1 school in NH?

Beep oh, sorry, not hiring, but the mascot is pretty badass huh? beep
Note to all:

Their family reunions must be ROCKIN'!

Beep beep
Note to all:

See that paragraph of ticket text links in the left sidebar of my blog? The $300 payment is currently sitting in my Paypal account. Suckers.

Beep Jello shots on me this weekend Beep