Saturday, January 26, 2008

Note to Dr. Nick

I don't care if you do have to save people's lives tomorrow morning; leaving 2/3 of a beer behind on my coffee table is not acceptable. Surely you can write out diovan scripts even if drunk/hung over/missing a lung?

Beep I agree, whiskey is always in good taste. Beep.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Note to the Boston Herald:

First:
Seriously? This is pretty sad.

Second, you write:
"Pats fans consistently show better taste than their Gotham counterparts, according to Nielsen.
We drink Amstel Light, not Bud Light. Giants fans slug back lots of whiskey."


Whiskey is ALWAYS in good taste.

Beep You think Amstel Light is classy?? Beep
Note to Sportswriters:

When did you all turn into wannabe guest hosts for Queer Eye?

GREEN BAY, Wis. – Eli Manning is still far from perfect. He wears a brown belt and brown shoes with a charcoal gray pinstripe suit. He does interviews with mussed hair.

Beep Beep

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Note to all:

A Millerstock snack, perhaps?

Beep Brian, I think you can delegate this one to Frank Beep
To the Upstate Contingent:

What the hell is "Buffalo-style" pizza?
(fifth paragraph)

Beep No such thing as Seattle-style pizza Beep

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Note to Brian:

I love pajamas! And they allow for a seamless party -> passing out -> hungover transition.

Beep Beep
Note to all:

The 50" Plasma super-TV has been ordered.

Giants / Pats superbowl party is ON.

Beep Brian and Dr. Nick are in charge of wings Beep
Note to all:

Pyjama attired/themed housewarming party: good fun, or an idea I should shoot down?

Beep Beep.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Note to the jerk driving 10 mph below the speed limit:
Stop texting while driving.
Even if it is a best seller.
Beep Beeeeeeep beep