Saturday, January 19, 2008

Note to Sky:

Agreed. However, I may need some tips on how to practice beer pong by myself without being considered an alcoholic.

Beep do they make the beer pong equivalent of a driving range? beep
Note to Janel:

Might I also suggest you work on building up your tolerance and your ping pong ball throwing skills.

Beep mmm, summer Beep

Friday, January 18, 2008

Note to Potential Millerstock Attendees:

Have no fear, has been marked in the gmail calendar which controls my life ...barring unforseen catastrophe, I (I cannot speak for my husband, however) will be there. My seats fold down, leaving ample room for the smoker. I will put in my "not on call" request months in advance. My life is now revolving around attending Millerstock 2K8.

Beep beep.
Note to MillerStock friends, fans, and lovers:

The Stock and I have discussed, and unless you hear otherwise, the date for MillerStock 2k8: This Time Frank Shows Up will be Wednesday July 30 through Sunday August 3rd, with most people arriving on that Thursday night. Mark it.

Beep Janel, the ball is in your court -- the smoker needs you Beep
Note to Celebrity Gossip junkies:

Apparently, the AP has an obituary prepared for Britney Spears.

That's pretty much the most ruthless thing I have ever heard.
You're 26 years old and there is a significant portion of the population that thinks you have a more than reasonable chance of dying soon?

Beep Yes, 2 out of my last 3 post have mentioned Brit-Brit Beep

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Note to Frank:

I hope Dr. Nick doesn't perform surgery, even after playing video games.

Beep I do hope that he prescribes diovan to everyone, though. Beep.
Note to the Good Doctor:

You now have the perfect excuse to get a Wii.

Beep Call it a tax deduction, too Beep
Note to Dr. Nick:

Clearly, you need to change your name:

"Larry Brilliant, a medical doctor who took on the role of director of 18 months ago, said he could not even begin to count how many spending proposals he had seen. “There are 6.5 billion people in the world,” Dr. Brilliant said in a recent interview..."

Beep A doctor named brilliant? Brilliant! Beep

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Note to KQ:

That is totally unacceptable here. No geeks allowed.

Beep Dude, I'm totally serious beep
Note to Dr. Y: I get to deal with weeks of my patients not taking any of their meds because "they probably have no benefit" and then having MIs on my table...or psychotic episodes, depending on which med they decide not to take. I hate articles like that!

Beep Paging Dr. Nick...Code Blue...Nuc Med...beep


Note to all:

Sorry, I am a geek. I can't help it.

Beep Love me or leave me beep.

Note to BB:

Good thing you didn't pick Schering-Plough... you're stock options would be plummetting!

Beep Say goodbye to those Vytorin commercials! beep!

Monday, January 14, 2008

Note to freedom lovers:

How did this happen? What, was he just walking down the street and they were like, "Hey! Bryan Adams! Come sing for us!"

Beep one of life's great mysteries, I guess beep