Saturday, January 12, 2008

Note to WD:

It doesn't actually bother me if you set a MS date without asking me, I just tend to get a little punchy on my second empty stomach martini.

Beep Everyone better be there this year. Frank, this includes you. Beep.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Note to Future American Mothers:

Now, I'm not one of these types to take some innocuous fact and bemoan the state of our country, but seriously, did two of top 10 girls name for 2007 (Addison and Ava) make it there solely due to the popularity of "Grey's Anatomy"?

Can we please agree not to name our children after pop culture phenomena...

2007 Top Baby Names

Beep Also, Jayden at #4? That's 100% Britney, right? Beep

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Note to all:

Am I the only one who finds this ridiculously hilarious?

Beep perhaps it is my complete loathing of Hillary that makes it just tickle me so beep

Monday, January 07, 2008

Note to WD:

HERE HERE!

It is not easy living in New England and utterly despising all things Tom Brady and Patriots, when all you hear 24-7 is how talented, brilliant, and hunky he is. Unfortunately, this year, I can't complain about him being overrated, because he and Randy Moss have combined to become some sort of super-human being. All I can do now is call into question Tom's manhood. To this I say, boo Patriots.

Beep all the supermodels and illegitimate child are just a farce beep
Note to Matty Y:

Ya know what was great about the Patriots having a bye week? I didn't have to listen to Tom Brady get verbally felated by the likes of ESPN commentators and Jen for a week. But now it's onto round 2, and ESPN News has gone to its 24/7 Brady coverage. God let it be over soon.

Beep Looks like I'll be watching even more Premier League Football Beep