Friday, January 04, 2008

Note to Sad WD:

That sucks big time.

I believe that is entirely possible because Cory tells me not to let the cats too near my laptop because they are static machines.

Beep I will consult with him and if I am wrong I will report back. Sorry about your monitor, dude beep
Note to technophiles:

Is it possible to blow out my LCD monitor with a shot of static electricity? Because I think I may have done that two nights ago when I went to turn it on.

Beep ::Sad LCD Monitor Face:: Beep

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Note to fans of Vin Diesel:

Hell yeah!

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Note to Pam & Liz:

Me three!

Beep I can't wait to acquire vast quantities of fruit and wigs! beep
Note to all:

Who did I text Monday night? Because I am not, in fact, in danger, as was previously claimed.

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Note to Pam:

Me, too!

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Note to Crazies:

I know each of you is a lunatic. But which one?

Beep I'm Charles VI Beep

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Note to Christmasaphiles:

WTF?


Beep Please note the sale price Beep

Monday, December 31, 2007

Note to all:

Happy freakin' new year!

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Sunday, December 30, 2007

Note to the New England Patriots:

I hate you.

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