Friday, December 07, 2007

Note to Santa Claus:

I think you will be delivering a lot of these this Christmas.

Beep ohhhhm beep.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Note to the television industry:

What ever happened to GI Joe and Transformers?

Beep He-man was no slouch either beep
Note to Sky:

My totally cool hippie boss made a reference to "The Final Countdown" the other day, and then proceeded to walk around singing it the rest of the day. It was awesome. Another reason I love my job.

Beep beep.
Note to all (Esp. D2):

I do what I can. *blush*

Beep ego boost beep.
Note to Pammy:

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who hear "JT" and think James Taylor and those who hear "JT" and think Justin Timberlake. Frank!!! is clearly the second.

Do not underestimate his man-crush on JT.

Beep "Are there any women in here?" Beep
Note to Frank!!!:

You only come out of the woodwork for *nSync?

Seriously?

Beep Beep
Note to all:

We may be hitting 50% presence in Boston for this weekend. Who wants to tip it over to 60%?

Beep Beep.
Note to Killer Queen:

OMG! Your posting skillz have been so off the charts that you have even brought Frank out of seclusion in the west wing. It's almost too much to handle! Congrats to Sky for inviting you to join, and congrats to you for sparking increased posting, especially by Brian and LizMc. Phew.

Well, that's enough accolades to keep me going for a while. Time to intimidate some underlings.

Beep As for Kate? I don't expect we'll hear from her until after the holidays Beep
Note to all:

A little kid just ran through the library scream-singing The Final Countdown. And he was more on pitch than I could ever hope to be.

Beep signing out Arrested Development season three Beep
Note to KillerQueen:

It's actually *NSync (or at least 'NSync).

Beep Not the only one here who knew that Beep

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Note to all:

In my last post, I made a reference to Justin Timerlake and his subsequent dreaminess. However, I have since realized that I made a grave error in that Justin Timberlake was not, in fact, a memeber of the Backstreet Boys, who were also prominently featured in the aforementioned post, but was actually a member of the rival boy-band, N'sync. Although I know the damage I caused with my carelessness cannot be undone, I hope you all can find it in your hearts to accept my sincere apology and forgive me for any emotional distress I may have caused.

Beep he's still dreamy beep.
Note to music lovers:

This song would make anyone want to dance!

Beep Justin is SOO dreamy! beep.
Note to Massachussetts:

See, rotaries are evil.

Beep Yikes! Beep
Note to Cory and Janel:

You'd better stay together, or you'll be destroying the earth.

Beep Beep
Note to Beep Beepers:

Luckily, I still had the post Brian was referring to open in another tab. The full version is available on demand by emailing me, but here are some of the relevant quotes:

"the place is great and it is just renovated last year....it is a wow latterly..."

"central square is 10 min walking ...were u can finde the best clubs in cimbride...Meddelsex ...Enormous Room and Midle east........omg what a crasy year i lived in Cambridge ....15 min walking u will be in the biggest shaws grossery market around boston and cambridge"

And, of course, the kicker:

"i'm a doctor and i was doing a research work at harverd medical school"

Note: all those ellipses are his, not mine.

Beep "Harverd," indeed Beep
Note to Brian:

The post is gone. Care to further elaborate? Please don't deprive us of your wit. We are starving.

Beep beep!

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Note to Pam:

You have ridiculously tiny feet.

Beep beep.
Note to the fashion industry:

Apparently I now wear a size 5 1/2 shoe. I've heard of dropping a size, but a shoe size?

And then there's the fact that I'm also a size 3 1/2 kids.

Beep WTF?? Beep
Note to all:

No wonder our health care system is so messed up.

Beep Beep.
Note to graduates of better schools:

Harvard undergraduates, displaying their outstanding education yet again (from a political blog that somehow made it into the NYT):

"NASHUA, N.H. — At 21° Fahrenheit, it was definitely one of New Hampshire’s colder days, and most of the state stayed inside."

Beep as a bonus, you can play "spot the spelling errors" Beep
Note to Matty Y:

First off, nice to meet you.

Second, after making it known to Doug that I do not despise the Patriots, I've been instructed to ask after just WHY the Patriots are such a despicable succubus of a team. Apparently, you know how to mix words on the topic all poetic like.

Beep Tom Brady's such a dreamboat Beep
Note to Liz:

You went for a run and DIDN'T cause yourself immense physical harm? Well done! Is it because they actually shovel the sidewalks in your part of Boston?


Beep btw, I just tried to post a comment at BC Blog but I can't tell if it worked or not Beep

Monday, December 03, 2007

Note to all:

Less is apparently more.

Beep Beep.
Note to Brookline:

I'm new here, so I'd just like to know: do you actually have a law on the books that requires people to shovel their sidewalks after it snows? If so, does it apply to public places too - like the enormous park I need to walk by, or the train station on a hill?

Beep Just curious. Beep
Note to Sky:

I'm happy to report that, while I did go for a run in the SNOW!, I stopped when it got too icy and didn't hurt myself!

Beep I'm so proud of me! Beep
Note to Pammy:

I know we're twelve whole weeks in and all, but no one should be able to say that anyone " . . . leads the Giants in rushing with 602 yards despite missing the previous four games with ankle and groin injuries."

Beep all is not well in Mudsville Beep
Note to Pammy:

I'm sorry, you're wrong, there is no such thing as an end-around. They're all double-reverses.

Beep SNOW! Beep
Note to Brian:

Maybe if you offered them the extra $1.25, they'd be willing to reconsider.

Beep beep
Note to all:

Another good one.

Beep Are people really that narrow minded? Beep.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

Note to John Madden:

How would we ever have known what a force-out was if you weren't there to explain it? You mean to tell me its when a player is...forced out? Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Beep no one likes 3rd and long beep.
Note to NFL sportscasters:

Please, please, learn the difference between an end-around and a reverse. Seriously, guys.

Beep Hint: if in doubt, 90% of the time it's an end-around Beep
Note to :

What do you think the poster meant by "clothing optional atmosphere when circumstance and weather permit"? Do they only run around naked in the backyard? Not have heat in the winter? Only run around naked when single? So many questions!

Also, is this person one of my naked neighbors?

Beep telescope for Christmas? beep!
Note to Brian:

I was under the assumption that slavery was frowned upon in this country. Apparently I was incorrect.

Perhaps those two should work out a deal together.

Beep everybody wins! beep.
Note to all:

Quality craigslist ads:

Naturist.

Secretary in exchange for free housing (!?)

Beep Beep.
Note to KQ:

You are in NH - shoot the offending dogs/kids with one of yor guns!

Beep Beep.