Thursday, November 08, 2007

Note to all, especially Sky:

It has come to my attention that Gary Sheffield is black. I did not know this, but this is not my fault. His name is Gary friggin' Sheffield. I take no responsibility for my ignorance.

Beep Like I know Dwight Gooden's family tree Beep

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Note to Sabres fans:

Look at that, without even winning a championship! Go you guys!

Beep aw, you guys are so cute! beep

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Note to LL Fans:

Mediocre list, at best.

Beep 24 hours Beep
Note to youse guys:

I claim responsibility for this t-shirt being on this man:

Beep my old roommates were the coolest! beep
Note to Liz:

Wow! Naked Guy (tm) in your apartment building has an Expos hat? And a girlfriend? That's huge news. Mainly because it means my insta-retro strategy has once again been vindicated, but also because it sounds like you will soon be witness to free, live sex shows. Neat-o

B33p Nothing to see here, except for my awesome Expos hat B33p

Monday, November 05, 2007

Note to 90% of you:

Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe we've found our guidebook to the wedding.

Anyone up for a trip to Burgin?

Beep Bluegrass! Bourbon! Bluegrass!! Beep