Friday, November 02, 2007

Note to Adventure Choosers:

Put yourselves in A-Rod's shoes! So many decisions.

Beep Beep

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Note to all:

In case you are curious, he nominally attended Florida. Also, as a Miami Dolphin, he is obviously bad at american soccer and therefore doesn't have a lot going for him.

Beep Beep.
Note to the good doctor:

Seriously? You root for these guys?

Crowder added: "I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him.

"That's the closest thing I know to London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a coincidental name."

Beep almost didn't post because yesterday, we hit 666 posts! Halloween beep!

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Note to the Red Sox Nation:

As a newly self-recognized BoSox fan, I realize it is sacrilege to advertise this, but it was just too impressive/funny to ignore.

Beep Brian, I will never speak poorly of the Brass Rail beep!
Note to all:

If the braintrust decides that the best use of their $30mil/year is to sign Mr. Rod, I would be OK with that. Perhaps one of you can show him a Boston area strip club with dancers who are actually attractive, though having scouted out the Brass Rail, he probably just has poor taste.

Beep Beep.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Note to A-Rod:

Boston doesn't want you. Please stay away.

Beep Beep

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Note to All:

Word on the street is that the Yankees were ready to offer this, and ARod still opted out. What the hell is this guys thinking? Seriously, if the Yanks aren't bidding up the price, I don't see him getting more that $25 million per.

Beep No Brian, I don't think the Sox will sign him because he wants too many years Beep