Saturday, October 20, 2007

Note to Dr. Nickio:

As a new baseball fan, you may not have realized that Mr. Drew was actually good before this year.

Beep Beep.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Note to WD:

Was that blank space supposed to be a link? Because we've spoken about how to correctly do this before, Doug.

Beep Also, your grammar in that sentence was atrocious Beep

Note to WD:

Jigga say who the hell still says Jigga Wha?

Beep Probably should stop saying bling bling, too Beep
Note to Pam:

Wikipedia didn't have any guesses as to what V-Lookup was. So I pressed on, and returned to the mothership that is Google. Here, I think I found a possible grail of truth about your proposed costume:

It's a freaking spreadsheet term relating to searches?!?! Have you all gone daft on me?

Beep Please, say it aint' so. No for serious. Beep

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Note to WD

No, Douglas, it was not supposed to be a link. It was meant to be a Superman-type announcer voice. As for v-lookups, ask Sky about them, or I'll enlighten you at the wedding.

Beep Beep
Note to Pam:

What the eff are you talking about? V-Lookup Man? Jigga say WHA?

Beep Was that bolded word supposed to be a link - b/c we've spoken about about how to correctly do this before, Pam Beep
Note to nerds everywhere:

Once again, it's V-lookup Man to the rescue!

Beep Think I could make a Halloween costume out of this? Beep

Monday, October 15, 2007

Note to all haters:

I'm still holding out for a 10-6 season. Things will turn around this week.

Beep On a completely unrelated note, does anyone know where I might be able to find an NFL-caliber defense? beep!
Note to Miami Dolphin Fan:

Has the thought of a 0-16 record has started to creep into your mind?
At what point will it be legitimately terrifying?
I'll say week 9.

Beep Cleo Lemon saved my fantasy week though... Beep