Saturday, September 08, 2007

Note to Dr. Nick:

If the Dolphins offense has been replaced by kids in junior high, then things might finally be looking up for the Bills.

Beep Am I the only one who fully expected that to be a link to Teddy Ginn highlights? Beep

Friday, September 07, 2007

Note to football fans,

Here's a sneak preview of the Miami Dolphins' offense.

Beep Still lovin' the Statue of Liberty play! beep!

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Note to Sky:

Statistically, who wins in a name-off, Rocky Cherry or Coco Crisp?

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Note to most of you:

Attention fantasy sports nerds.

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Note to Frank:

Please share your thoughts on the new $399 8G iPhone pricing.

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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Note to Matty Y:

Ummm... if you want to know what a GOOD football fight song sounds like, try listening to this.

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Note to all:

There are still Dolphins fans out there? In an unironic sense?

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Note to all:

Get ready for football season mofo's!

Beep Am I the only one who's not stunned that Rodney Harrison is a cheating piece of shit? beep!

Monday, September 03, 2007

Note to D2:

I'm pretty sure we can all refute that last assertion. Also, it is 11 am, and I think I just drunk g-chatted Kat.

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