Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Note to sports fans:

From Bill Simmons' chat today...

AK (Chicago): Who's more NOW, You or Ronald Jenkees?

Bill Simmons: I'd say Jenkees. Also, I called Time Warner to ask them for the ESPN package that didn't involve "Who's more now?" and they said it doesn't exist. So I think we're stuck with it.

If Frank were an official Beep Beeper, he'd so agree this was hilarious.

Beep Does Kate think it's funny? Beep

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Note to Pam:

Wow, good catch. I always sucked at proofreading;)

Note to All:

I vote that Frank's application only be considered if he applies in person in Cherry Creek.

Beep Beep.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Note to dictator-for-life Brian:

Surely you mean "...entirely composed of quiet cars and bar cars?"

Beep Choo Choo? Beep
Note to all:

When I become dictator for life, all the highway money is going to build actual superfast trains entirely composed of quiet cars. Municipal wifi will be extended, even to the leafy suburbs of the Roc.

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