Friday, May 25, 2007

Note to Schuyler:

You post, therefore you are alive. Call the grillmaster back.

Beep Beep

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Note to fashion mavens and drink-box afficionados:

Are capri pants related to the Capri-Sun drink?

Beep I like Capri-Sun Beep

Monday, May 21, 2007

Note to myself:

Follow up point: How the fuck did trained baseball writing professionals get to the point where a phonetic spelling of someone's actual name was acceptable as a nickname?

Choo Choo.
Note to all:

Even though I am rooting for Dusty Baker to take over, I don't understand the FireJoeTorredotblogspotdotcom mentality. Will getting rid of him turn pray for rain, pray for rain, and pray for rain into Walter Johnson, Sandy Koufax, and mid 90s Pedro?

Beep Beep.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Note to Table 10 (well, probably not the MVPs):

Word on the street is that Janel's having a sex toy party in a couple weeks.

Beep Also, on an extreme tangent, Michael Capone's mug was on the TV for a student-of-the-week type of thing -- evidently he dominates the viola Beep