Saturday, May 05, 2007

Note to NFL draftniks:

Before you go ahead and rip the Dolphins for taking Ted Ginn Jr, please watch
this highlight reel. Keep in mind that several of those CBs that he's blazing by were first round picks.

And, just for Ss&Gs (shits and giggles), check out Miami's 6th round draft pick. He's a Samoan fullback who used to be a very muscular 370 lbs (when he was playing noseguard).

Beep YouTube makes the draft even better! beep!
Note to all:

The doctor is in.

Beep Brady Quinn is an overrated ass-clown beep!
Note to Brian:

Hate is such a strong word.

Beep Beep

Friday, May 04, 2007

Note to all:

For future reference:

Sky won't answer the phone (1) even if he is at home doing nothing, with the phone sitting withing arm's reach. He will, however, answer if one holds the ringing phone up to the video doorbell.

Beep (1) At first I though that he might just hate me, which seems reasonable, since I hate myself too, but I hear that he does it to everyone. Weird. Beep.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Note to travelers:

I put together a little map of important points in and around rochester for next week's trip. Take a look. Feel free to add things. This way Pam and Liz will have some idea of where things are in relation to each other. And maybe Sky too.

B33p B33333333P
Note to Brian and Liz:

Yes, I do believe the travelers that are arriving next weekend are planning to hit up the game on Sunday. And no, I don't know why Sky is trying to find a job for his cousin and not for himself. And yes, Sky clearly should go out for drinks with anybody he meets in his building.

Beep I think that about covers it Beep
Note to Liz:

Schwee was supposed to ask a neighbor out for drinks, but instead seems focused on "networking" in order to land his cousin a job. I'd say his priorities are messed up, but he won't answer the phone for me to tell him.

Beep The roof is pretty sweet, though Beep.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Note to Schooler:

I thought we were already going to this?

Beep whose cousin needs a job? beep!
Note to Crotchester travellers:

You've probably already made travel plans for next weekend, but there's a Red Wings game Sunday afternoon at 1:30. It's a good opportunity to tan (Brian!) and find your cousin a job.

Beep Beep

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Note to Sky:

I'd really like to thank you for creating a log-in so I can post in New Blogger. I now realize my posts are greatly missed. If anyone else would like to post using my account (like the real Dr. Nick) here's the info:

matt.yurgelun gmail

Beep John Beck rulz Beep

Monday, April 30, 2007

Note to no one:

After I become dictator for life:

Step 1: Legalize hunting of John Cougar Mellencamp.

Step 2: Install space based death lasers to immolate litterers or people who fail to yield to pedestrians in crosswalks.

Step 3: Decree that a minimum of one (1) National League and one (1) American league day game be played per day during baseball season, so that people at work may listen at a quiet volume.

Beep Beep.
Note to all:

Received in the mail as part of our CBS fantasy baseball league hosting fee.

Beep Yes, there's a cash prize, too Beep