Thursday, April 12, 2007

Note to Pam:

Fire "I used to be cool" Crotchester decided that he couldn't possibly be bothered to miss work for even a little bit. Sorry.

Beep Lame, huh? Beep.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Note to alcoholics:

My apartment?

Beep You're visiting? Sky, call me back. Beep
Note to Boston residents:

Where do Sky and I show up to start drinking at 10 AM on Monday?

Beep Beep.
Note to Amtrak Officials in Rochester:

This conversation occurred via text message on Sunday afternoon -

Me: My train has been delayed until 6.
Mom (aka Bonnie): I'm sorry honey.
Me: I wish there was a bar in the station so I could at least enjoy myself.
Mom: Amen to that!

Beep Seriously, I promise I won't get rowdy just because I drank bourbon the entire hour and a half in Rochester Beep