Thursday, February 22, 2007

Note to CNN:
Seriously?I'm sorry, perhaps you need me to zoom in on that very important headline.

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Beep I'm switching to Fox News Beep

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Note to Baseball Fans:

There's a great Gold Glove survey up. Check it out here. Anyways, I am conflicted -- I know I should vote for Joe Morgan based on his baseball skills, but he's just... so... dumb. Any advice?

Beep Beep

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Note to Dr. Nick:

What's a physician's assistant and can I trust him?

Beep Carotidary Artery Beep