Thursday, February 08, 2007

Note to Dr. Nick:

As the best Spanish speaker here I'm assuming, correct me if I'm wrong , could you do me a favor and insult some Mexicans regarding yet another loss to the US, this time on a slice of North Mexico seized by James K. Polk, our eleventh president.

Thanks,

Mr. Racist after 4 bourbon balls.

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Note to Lovers of Freedom:

Stephen Colbert will apparently get his own Ben and Jerry's flavor this spring. My guess? It'll taste like liberty AND justice.

Beep Side note: Sen. Sam Brownback scares the be-jesus out of me Beep

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Note to Fans of MillerStock:

After seeing the drinking time video, Nathan suggested that we should consider making a movie of some sort at MillerStock 2k7: Everyone Gets an Intern (tm). He quickly amended that with "as long as it doesn't cut into our drinking time too much."

Beep Maybe the film can be about Sky's early bed time and Pammy being afraid of lite-brites Beep
Note to all:

Sky claims the 9:30 start time for the USA v. Evil Mexicans not terribly friendly soccer match is past his bedtime. Do I make fun of him, or get him the help he needs?

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Note to WD:

I don't see any Bostonians on this blog. Does anyone else?

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Note to Bostonians:

Kate eloquently describes what all of New York thinks of you post-Aqua Teen Osama Force Gate here. Just so you know.

B33p The LEDs are coming to get us! B33p
Note to Dartmouth Grads:

You may be totally awesome, but you can't read worth a damn -- I posted a link to that IvyGate blog story about water pong on Thursday of last week. Then not one, but TWO of you posted it yesterday. I... I... I'm flabbergasted.

Beep I'm in a bad mood because one of our clients just asked me to speak extemporaneously on the evolution of online banking -- too bad for him I'm a creationist Beep

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Note to Dartmouth Alums:

We rule.

Beep Knighthawks lacrosse rules Beep.
Note to all pong-lovers:

IvyGate comes through once again - seriously, this blog will probably result in skyrocketing applications to Dartmouth next year.

Beep I'm not sure what it means to be called the Abner Doubleday of a sport, but I like it! Beep
Note to anyone considering a "Warm Whiskers" purchase:

If those are anything like the heat-in-the-microwave warmers my dad had to defend in the 90's, they tend to explode when you take them out of the microwave and shower you in napalm-like sticky, burning goo. Even worse when it came from a sweet little stuffed kitty.

Beep The company refused to pull its products because it was almost Christmas, and they'd just come out with a line of baby booties! Beep
Note to :

Can't . . . speak. Too . . . weirded out.

Scroll down to the "Warm Whiskers" hot link.

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