Saturday, February 03, 2007

Note to fans of the Roc:

I read the D and C for the second time in two weeks today. Some nuggets:

Best News-to-Me Story: Kelly Pickler will be performing and answering questions at The Mall at Greece Ridge on Thursday. Score.

BM's Most Idiotic Idea: Bernie Williams should be the Yankees starting 1B.

Worst Cover Story: How To Build A Snowman

Story Most Likely to Get National Attention: A middle school teacher at Allendal Columbia was arrested for robbing a bank. He won the school's award for best teacher in 2002.

Beep Yay, Rochester Beep

Friday, February 02, 2007

Note to Christmas-Eve participants:

Anyone have the recipes for rum balls, scotch balls, Grey Goose balls, or Schweaty balls? Seems like everything we ate that night was either a hunk of buffalo or an alcoholic baked good.

Beep Not that I'm complaining Beep.
Note to all:

I'm too lazy to have my own blog, so I'll have to post here. I'm cleared for treadmill training! Lookout, world!

Beep meep! meep! beep!

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Note to W:

I picked up all the stuff earlier, but I have since gotten super lazy and am just drinking the bourbon. Perhaps tomorrow I can try it out and report back.

Beep Beep.
Note to All:

I love the IvyGate blog and all it has brought to my life. Now, if only someone would post an article about the dangers of playing Rum and Coke pong vs Sky when he is playing water pong.

Beep Can you say air guitar in the dining hall? Beep
Note to Mr. Miller, et al:

I do believe my favorite is;
No. 9 - with your face.

Narrowly edging out No. 10, to be true, but doing so all the same.

Beep beep!
Note to all baseball fans:

I'd like to draw your attention to this article on firejoemorgan. The key section is Cubs' General Manager Jim Hendry's List of Wrong Ways to Knock in Runs.

My favorite:
No. 7 - During the first six innings (A-Rod style)

Liz's Favorite:
No. 10 - With your ass

Beep Beep
Note to Brian, and other fans of Christmas at the Millers:

Recipe for
Walnut Bourbon Balls (courtesy of Bonnie)

5 doz. vanilla wafers, crushed
2 tablespoons powdered cocoa
1 cup confectioners sugar
1 cup finely chopped walnuts
3 TBSPs corn syrup
1/4 cup Bourbon
Confectioners sugar for rolling or cocoa powder (Janel's Rum balls were rolled in

Mix well wafer-crumbs, cocoa, 1 cup conf. sugar, and nuts. Add corn
syrup and bourbon and mix well. Form into 1' balls, then roll in
confectioner's sugar or cocoa powder. store in covered container a day
or so to ripen. Keeps very well. makes 3 1/2 dozen.

Beep Yes, let the bourbon ripen! Beep

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Note to Dr. Nick:

Whenever I see a group of attractive female doctors, they all seem to be from the "Diet & Nutrition" department. Is this a normal hospital experience, is that department particularly attractive here, or am I crazy?

Beep Probably 'c'. Beep.

Monday, January 29, 2007

Note to Sky:

If there is one thing that Christmas on Hillrise taught me, it is that adding bourbon to any desert can only make it more awesome.

Beep Beep.
Note to folks:

I spent Saturday morning making sticky buns as a practice run for the family competition on February 1st. The plan was to send what I couldn't eat to some of you (Doug would get an orange cone, naturally), but things didn't turn out quite as planned. If anyone wants a couple doorstops, let me know.

Matty Y -- any ideas for making a savory hot-pepper sticky bun -- lime? Peach? Habanero?

Beep Drinkin' time! Beep
Note to all fans of MillerStock:

Drinking Time really makes me smile in the cockles and sub-cockles of my heart. Let's go char some meat.

B33p Best Campus Tour Ever B33p

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Note to all:

I know most of us have seen this by now, but I figured I'd share it's wonderousness with the rest of y'all.

Beep beer is liquid bread! beep!