Friday, January 19, 2007

Note to ESPN:

Yet another reason why I hate you:

East-West Shrine bowl: in HD

USA-Denmark (from US Soccer Headquarters): not in HD

Beep It is 2007 dammit, flying cars, etc. Beep.
Note to WD:

I totally wanted to, but I couldn't think of it, and it was late. Next time I'll wait until I've got something good. Like this.

Beep Beep
Note to Pam:

Come on, Pam. You know I got nothing but love for you! Of course, it might have been funnier if you had hyperlinked Bite Me to something...

B33p B33p
Note to Brian:

Well played.

Beep I had totally forgotten about the Jen Andrews Experience Beep
Note to Sky:

We all know that you are the myspace pickup artist. How come you haven't shared your secrets?

Beep Beep.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Note to WD:

Bite me.

Beep Beep
Note to Pam:

When hyperlinking to stories from the Beep Beep Blog...
dot blogspot dot com... what you want to do is hyperlink a word or phrase in your text, not insert the full web address and then hyperlink that. An example is something like this. Why should you do it this way? Because I said so. :-P Actually, because otherwise the formatting of the link gets screwed up, and the beep beep blog looks messy. And we know how Rochestarians hate things being messy... I mean I do...

Beep I Love that Sky gave me editor powers Beep
Note to Football Fans:

Hmmm....appears the NFL may not always have the best interests of its players at heart. Shocking, I know, it being a big business and all....

Story about football

Beep Fire Couglin! Seriously, I'm not giving up on this Beep
Note to all:

In addition to free coffee, it seems my building will sport a laundry room with the ability to share information about open machines and finished cycles via the internet. Awesome.

Beep It's a mocha frappachineoooo Beep.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Note to all MySpace pickup artists:

It's a good idea to start with a subject such as: "yooo;" which will mistakenly be read as "you-oo," and appreciated more that way, too.

You can't go wrong with an opening line like: "hey there champ."

Finally, under all circumstances, definitely include the phrase: "i thought you looked like a lot of fun."

The ladies will absolutely swoon.

Beep break me off some of that! beep

Monday, January 15, 2007

Note to the good doctor:

There was a "Matty" who wrote in to FJM about today's Peter King column. Coincidence?

Beep Beep.
Note to Dr. Nick:

Will there also be moralizing about how cheaters never win?

Also, you misspelled Mike Mularkey.

Beep Still, it could be worse. Tom Coughlin could be the coach. Beep.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Note to football fans:

The most emetogenic aspect of the Patriots' win tonight is Peter King's inevitable Brady-fellating MMQB column that I will be reading tomorrow morning. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Beep Schottenheimer Jr. for Dolphins coach beep!