Note to WD:
Actually, I believe PPF coined the WD Douchebag name...I just copied her genius.
And I believe that I did have a rather clever text to you recently. See below:
WD-(or so it appeared...apparently it was not): God! I love cock!
KQ: Doug! Did you finally run out of women to sleep with??
Beep I am funny dammit! I am! beep
PS...If I bring extra-strength rum balls to christmas eve will that make everything better?
Beep and I mean EXTRA beep