Saturday, December 23, 2006

Note to W and Kate:

Guess that means I'm coming to NY on New Years. See you then.

Beep Beep.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Note to all:

The party is in Boston this New Year's Eve. Where precisely still TBD, but definitely in this general area.
Sky, this means you.

Beep Beep
Note to all:

Don't Bentley's come with chauffeurs included?

Beep Beep.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Note to Dr. Shred:

You were right, that was awesome. It makes me want to piss off my downstairs neighbors some more.

Beep \m/ Beep.
Note to all Heroes,

If you love shredding, then you absolutely must see "The Colbert Report" from last night. It will be replayed several times today, and there is no excuse to miss it. For the love of guitar heroes everywhere!

Beep He turned it up to 11 beep!

Monday, December 18, 2006

Note to Matty Y:

A 0.0 QB rating is not going to get the job done when the Buffalo Bills circle the wagons in December. Even if it is 54 degrees instead of 34 degrees.

Beep What do you think Culpepper's rating would've been, -17.9? B33p
Note to Sky:

Could you recheck the calculations to make sure that Joey Harrington's QB rating wasn't actually negative yesterday?

Beep No, I don't like football, I'm just an asshole. Beep.