Friday, October 20, 2006

Not to all:

There is a 95% chance I'll show up in Boston right after Sky leaves town.

Beep coincidence? beep!

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Note to travel forecasters:

90% chance I'll be in Boston this weekend through Monday.

50% chance I'll be there next weekend, too.

Who's with me?

Beep NYC apologists, I'm looking through jobs there, too Beep
Note to Willie Randolph:

Wouldn't Darren (Yes I'm Black, 4.23 xFIP) Oliver, or Aaron (No I haven't started a game all season, 4.21 xFIP) Heilman be better choices for must win game seven than Oliver (I'm bad at pitching, 4.65 xFIP) Perez?

Beep This post made more sense before I actually looked it up and saw that Perez was pretty unlucky this year. However, I am dedicated, so I will attempt to make fun of Willie Randolph whenever possible. Beep.
Note to Sky:

Not enough information.

Beep Beep.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Note to Pammy:

Game on.

Beep don't hurt me Beep.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Note to Doug:

Was it supposed to be Glavine then pray for rain, or pray for rain then Glavine?

Beep Just wanted to make sure I had my blood sacrifice correct. Beep.