Saturday, September 09, 2006

Note to baseball fans:

Tonight's Final Jeopardy answer was:

The opening line to this 1908 song is "Katie Casey is baseball mad."

Beep 2/3 beep.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Note to all:

Get ready....

Beep T-minus 3 hours... beep
Note to Sky, Liz, and Brian:

Potential Mets Post-season roster-
LoDuca and Castro
Delgado and Franco
Valentin, Reyes, Wright, AHernandez, and Woodward
Green, Chavez, Beltran, Floyd

Pedro, Glavine, El Duque, Maine
Oliver and Williams
Bradford, Felisiano, R. Hernandez, Heilman, Wagner...

Which totals 24. So who's your last pick? Trachsel, the veteran with bad periphrials? Tucker, the extra outfielder and bat off the bench? DiFelice the 3rd catcher? or Mota the fireballing reliever?

Beep B33P
Note to Brian:

Don't believe the hype. They have a $15 million payroll, and received $32 million in revenue sharing alone. They're bafoons trying to destroy the economics of baseball, and they will fall on their head over the last month.

Beep Yup, I'm a Marlins Hater Beep

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Note to Florida Marlins:

Is there room on the bandwagon?

Beep Please? Beep.
Note to W:

At some nebulous point in the past, did you mention a weekend that would be good for you to visit Kentucky, or am I making that up?

Beep Beep.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Note to Matty:

That's not Sarah Jessica Parker. It's Steffi Graf.

Beep Beep

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Query to all:

How long has Andre Agassi been married to Sarah Jessica Parker?

Beep She's a man, man! beep
Note to Sky:

Regarding your laundry query, I have a sneaking suspicion that Jen Andrews knows how they got there.

Beep psycho Beep