Saturday, August 26, 2006

Note to the hospital PA announcer:

Code Pink = bad! How can a Code Pink be called off 10 minutes later without the evening news showing up?

Beep Code Pink = infant abduction, btw Beep

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Note to self:

Drinking on a Wednesday night after kickball might be good for the soul, but it's definitely bad for the Thursday morning.

Beep (hiccup) Beep

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Note to all:

My new favorite holiday is National Sticky Bun Day -- February 21st.

Beep Beep.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Note to those of you who are more well-versed than I am in the names of all the semi-pro leagues out there:

Why did no one tell me this team existed?????

Beep another season, another reason beep!

Monday, August 21, 2006

Note to Doug:

We should tell the Cyclones PA person and the Rhinos PA person that they are fighting Thunderdome style, then throw them into a cage and shoot both of them.

My ears are too messed up to even hear the Beep Beep.
Note to Doug:

A kid with a "Doug Miller Soccer Camp" t-shirt just walked into the library.

You need to work on your slogan, though:

"Do you want to be a good player or a GREAT player?"

Beep Penfield United beep.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Note to WD:

If you get the Mets song, send it my way. Even if it does remind me of Dominic the Donkey.

Beep Beep
Note to Matty Y:

I watched Grey's Anatomy the other night and I just want to know... is life as an intern/resident really that crazy??!!

Beep We've got a code black Beep
Note to Matty Y:

Since when do you know Samuel L. Jackson? Greatest phone call of the weekend.

Beeps on a mutha f'in Beep!
Note to Liz and Kate:

Drunk Punch is awesome. But I think I might still be drunk from last night. And yes, I know that I made the punch, so it's probably my fault that things got crazy last night.

B33P B33P
Note to Sky or Brian:

I've had no luck finding the song Lazy Mary online. It's the crazy Italian song they play during the 7th inning stretch at Shea. Any chance you could use your vast song-finding skills and find it for me?

Beep I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just Incompetant Beep
Note to guy running the Brooklyn cyclones P.A. System:

I am sure you love your job, and sound technology is really cool and all, but we really don't need to hear inspirational "get the crowd pumped" music between EVERY SINGLE PITCH. And don't even get me started about the few times that you played multiple sound snipets between pitches.

Beep (Yes I'm a curmudgeon who wishes they would just use the organ and nothing else) Beep