Thursday, August 03, 2006

Note to Brad:

So, July 31 has come and gone... What'd she say?

Beep Yes I know he doesn't check this blog beep.
Note to my facilities manager:

We're going to have a frickin' blackout. Turn down the goddamn air conditioning so I can take off my sweater.

Beep that goes for you too, businesses with your doors open Beep

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Note to Pammy:

Beep beep.
Note to Paychex HR Morons:

When interviewing a candidate who graduated college with a major in mathematics, you can probably safely skip administering the middle-school-level math test.

Beep I aced that mofo beep

Monday, July 31, 2006

Note to Matty Y:

Apparently they've done away with the Cat in the Hat down at Texas Christian....... but how do you think this affects their Balanced Man program?

Beep beep

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Note to the Discovery Channel:

Long live Shark Week!

Beep CHOMP! beep