Saturday, July 15, 2006

Note to All:

Fuck the world cup, getting HD cable has just paid for itself:

Check it.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006

Note to Table 10:

Ah-ha!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Note to Sky:

Your boy Taylor is going to end up crying like C. Ronaldo if he shows up in the Roc on August 2nd.

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Note to Juergen Klinsmann:

US soccer headquarters is 45 minutes from your house. You can spend plenty of time with your family.

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Note to BU sophomores:

Don't tie up your cap space.

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Note to us:

We're not the only "Rad" fans out there! Though Simmons didn't respond to the question too directly

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/chat/060712

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Note to SAP Palo Alto:

Just because you were silly enough to sign up for a job that requires you to take calls at 6 AM doesn't mean I want to take calls with you at 6 PM. And yes, I know 6 PM isn't much to complain about, but I'm lazy.

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Note to the sporting world:

I wish I were famous. If I were famous, could I do things like this?

"ESPN.com news services
Downhill skier Bode Miller, who won two silver medals at the Salt Lake City Olympics in 2002 but was shut out in a disappointing showing in the Torino Games this year, has signed a one-game contract to play for the Nashua (N.H.) Pride of the independent CanAm League."

Could I? Could I? Ooh, ooh, please? Thanks!

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Monday, July 10, 2006

Note to Firechrotchester:

No, but I do have this:



Will this help?

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