Saturday, July 15, 2006

Note to All:

Fuck the world cup, getting HD cable has just paid for itself:

Check it.

Beep Think about it! Beep.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Note to Table 10:


Beep beep.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Note to Sky:

Your boy Taylor is going to end up crying like C. Ronaldo if he shows up in the Roc on August 2nd.

Beep Beep.
Note to Juergen Klinsmann:

US soccer headquarters is 45 minutes from your house. You can spend plenty of time with your family.

Beep Beep.
Note to BU sophomores:

Don't tie up your cap space.

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Note to us:

We're not the only "Rad" fans out there! Though Simmons didn't respond to the question too directly

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Note to SAP Palo Alto:

Just because you were silly enough to sign up for a job that requires you to take calls at 6 AM doesn't mean I want to take calls with you at 6 PM. And yes, I know 6 PM isn't much to complain about, but I'm lazy.

Beep EST rules, suckas Beep

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Note to the sporting world:

I wish I were famous. If I were famous, could I do things like this?

" news services
Downhill skier Bode Miller, who won two silver medals at the Salt Lake City Olympics in 2002 but was shut out in a disappointing showing in the Torino Games this year, has signed a one-game contract to play for the Nashua (N.H.) Pride of the independent CanAm League."

Could I? Could I? Ooh, ooh, please? Thanks!

Beep beep.

Monday, July 10, 2006

Note to Firechrotchester:

No, but I do have this:

Will this help?

Beep beep!