Saturday, June 17, 2006

Note to Sky:

You aren't getting any meat unless you play Break the Ice.

Beep Fair Warning Beep.
Note to Self:

Goofy finger point thing, not thumbs up.

Beep Beep.
Note to Liz:

Why yes, I did see Donald in Mathemagic land. But when you're already in 8th grade and your crazy math teacher (who has already made you write math poems that year) makes you watch it, it's not as cool. I'd watch it again though...shall we have a screening next time the boys watch Rad?

Beep Beep
Dear Brian,

I don't know, man. It's gonna take a radical miracle to beat these guys.

Love,
Team America

Beep beep
Note to Captain America:

To Hell with playing cautiously against Italy.

Go Balls out.

Beep *Thumbs Up!* Beep.

Friday, June 16, 2006

Note to Sky:

Did you ever see the video "Donald in Mathmagic Land"? I always think of it when I play pool. Sadly, it did nothing for my depth perception nor my fine motor skills.

Beep pythagorean theorum beep.
Note to Liz:

Let's say your two digits are A and B. That makes your number 10*A + B (e.g. 76 is 10*7 + 6). Subtracting off the two digits leaves 10*A + B - (A + B). Simplifying yields just 9A, meaning you're left with a multiple of 9. You'll notice that every multiple of 9 in the chart is associated with the same symbol. Magic? No, mathemagic...

Beep I'm a geek beep.
Note to self:

Took you long enough to figure it out.

Jeez.

Beep FRIDAY beep.
Note to all:

I admit defeat. I can't solve it. Go to it.

http://milaadesign.com/wizardy.html

Beep aw beep.
Note to Sky:

Why no baseball card for me?

Beep Beep
Note to self:

Must root for Trinidad and Tobago (T 'n T) more. They're dyn-o-MITE!

Beep beep
Note to Kate:

Bid in the last two minutes, it'll save a lot of time.

Beep Beep.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Note to Sky:

Why buy a jacket when you can just steal everyone else's formalwear?

Beep Table 10 beep.
Note to Kate:

Too bad there's no sailor in the photo.

Beep Take me home, Dougie beep.
Note to ESPN2 (from earlier this afternoon when blogger was down):

Why the hell am i being shown the Rochester Rattlers, live from PAETEC Park right now? Is there really nothing else on in the wide world of sports?

Beep beep
Note to Doug:

O CAM!

Beep Beep.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Note to my stalkers,

If you've lost my trail over the past six months, this'll make you feel better:

Wilmington, NC
Annapolis, MD
Rochester
Nashua, NH
North Adams, MA
Nashua, NH
Hanover, NH
Norwich, VT
Northern NH
Nashua, NH
Hanover, NH
New York City
Hanover, NH
Annapolis, MD
Norfolk, VA
Wilmington, NC
Charleston, SC
Hostel in the Woods, GA
Jacksonville-ish, FL
Cape Canaveral-ish, FL
West Palm Beach-ish, FL
Other Florida, FL
No Clue, WV
Rochester
New York City
Montreal, CAN
Rochester
Toronto, CAN
Rochester
New York City
Rochester
Lake George, NY
Rochester
Hillrise Drive, Pen
New York City
Wilmington, NC
Rochester, NY
Branford, CT
New York City
Branford, CT
Rochester

Beep fuck big oil beep
Note to Liz:

Pirate crews do not reply "eye eye" to commands. They reply "aye aye," as in "yes yes." Though it WOULD be funny if they were just having a joke at the one-eyed captain's expense by saying "eye eye."

Beep Beep

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Note to All:




Beep I'll have better pictures tomorrow Beep.
Note to all:

The Baseball game I have been watching on INHD has commercials for competitive eating during inning breaks. I am worried for humanity.

Beep Beep.
Note to Doug:

We need Canadian Beer keg technology at Millerstock.

Beep/Beep.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Note to Pam:

Do you think they need a license for those things? I mean, it's really just a glorified bike, right? Maybe he is 15. Maybe there's a whole army out of underaged pedicab drivers overcharging tourists and pouting when you don't want to give in to their mean pedicab ways.

Beep beep.
Note to DaMarcus Beasley:

Keep the ball at your feet, man.

Beep beep.
Note to Brian:

Take job at SAP with Pam. They're showing the World Cup matches on the big screen in the main conference room in NYC. And you could make up an excuse to go to HQ in Germany.

Beep Beep
Note to Sky:

Yeah, I was excited about that, too. Nina says, "Hi," and LeVaur says, "For real? Yo."

Beep go Jersey beep.
Note to Liz:

Remember the pedicab (rickshaw?) driver who wanted $20 to go 15 blocks? Just passed him again yesterday in Times Square. I think he's about 15.

Beep who rides those things?? Beep

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Note to Sky:

The IL ERA is 3.59.

Beep Holy shit! Beep.