Tuesday, March 03, 2015

End of an era

Note to all:


The Official Love Machine has finally moved on to my aunt's farm in the country, where it'll live out its remaining years providing other Love Machines with replacement parts. It was a good run.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Note to all:

The Komptermans are getting married this weekend...Just sayin'.

Table 10 lives again.

Beep beep.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Note to all: I'm going to have a minion. A geeky, mathy minion. And he's a Penfield High class of '99 minion.

Beep they don't realize what they've done Beep

Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Note to Miami Dolphins:

Please sign Tredwards. That would be hilarious.

Beep Beep.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Note to all:

Is it OK if I am vaguely intrigued by Timber Joey?

Beep Too hokey for soccer, or bad-ass? Beep.

Saturday, February 05, 2011

Note to All:

"[Sky] is an author of Baseball Prospectus."

Beep Man, people don't tell me anything Beep.

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Note to Hardcore Grillin' Lovers:



My neighbors are putting in a bid for membership in the club.

Beep beep!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Note to Doug:

I'm glad you asked. In convenient bullet point format:


-Only during offseason (~Jun-Aug) and January: “transfer windows”

-Sometimes loans within a country to a lower league are allowed outside windows

-New team is buying out remainder of player’s contract with current team. Then player and new team must agree to new contract

-This is always with player consent, so they can’t just ship your ass off to the Mariners like in MLB

-Sometimes contracts will have a fixed buyout price; otherwise it is whatever the teams agree to.

-In a cup competition (Champions League, etc.) player can only play for one team, even if he later transfers.

-Six months before a contract ends, a player can negotiate with other teams for a new contract after current contract ends.

-Once a contract is up, a player can sign with any team they want without owing the previous team anything

-MLS has a vastly different system since they claim all teams are a single entity for business purposes.

Beep Way too long for a beep beep. Beep.
Note to Brian:

For the life of me, I still can't figure out transfers, the Transfer Period, and player movement in general in European football. Any chance you can give me a primer?


Beep And I thought the Japanese baseball Posting System was weird Beep

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Note to food and competition enthusiasts:

Guess what I did today?

Won a chili cookoff.

Beep and WITHOUT the benefit of "the viper." Dr. Awesome, please don't kill us all at Millerstock this year. Beep

Monday, December 27, 2010

Question to all--

Does anyone else ever leave the bathroom thinking to themselves "I don't for the life of me actually remember eating corn..."??

Beep Does this mean I'm sleep-eating again? beep!

Monday, December 13, 2010

Note to All:

Matty Y is about to be a Boston-area internet All-Star:

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/the-annual-santa-dong-run-blog/

B33p B33p

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Note to Sky and Brian:

Boof Bonsor signed a minor league deal with the Mets. Anyone up for a trip to Spring Training?


Beep Florida in March sounds pretty legit to me Beep

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Note to all:

Where can I pick up a throwback Wildcat #13 football jersey?

Beep Beep.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Note to Conan:

I now hate you. Please go away and let me watch baseball in peace.

Beep Beep.